Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 25, 2007
Transcript:
"And so, da witch invited Hansel and Gretel into her candy-covered house. 'I will eat dem both,' she muttered." "But juss as she grabbed for da keeds, dey shoved her into da oven and ran away." SNIFFLE SNIFFLE WHIMPER SNIFFLE "It's not supposed to be a tragedy, Dad." "But me HATE doze killer keeds."
It is true that them killing the witch lowered themselves to her level…