Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 18, 2007
Transcript:
ZEBRA IS SUED BY THE CROCS: THE DEPOSITION. "Now that the plaintiff has been sworn in, I'd like to begin asking my questions... sir, please state our name." "I object. I object to you. I object to your face. And your mama's fat." "This could get contentious."
Guard duck is white!