Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 20, 2007
August 19, 2007
August 21, 2007
Transcript:
ZEBRA IS SUED BY THE CROCS "Counsel, I've called you in here because I've got word of some unprofessional behavior during pre-trial proceedings." "Now as I understand it, Mr. Duck, you tried to ask questions of Mr. Rat's clients and Mr. Rat did what?" "He began making 'your mama' jokes." "Unbelievable. And how did you respond?" "I pushed his paralegal out a sixth story window." "Ohhhhh lord." "I said I was sorry, your honor." "Too bad she didn't bounce off your mama."
I’m baffled by the questions that some people ask. Have you never heard of Google, Wikipedia, a dictionary? O_o