Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 02, 2007
Transcript:
DING DONG DING DONG "Coming." "Hi. We're the hyenas. We just moved in the neighborhood... just wanted to say hi and see if you have any leftover." "Leftover what?" "Dead guys. We're not picky." "What, you think I'm gonna let you eat one of my relatives?" "Just a dead one. Maybe an uncle or something." "You listen to me... if one of my relatives dies, I take them to a funeral home... for a proper burial... one filled with respect and love and dignity!" SLAM! HY AND HY FUNERAL HOME DING DONG
Hyenas are primarily scavengers, not predators.