Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 08, 2007
Transcript:
"Who's your friend?" "Timmy the zombie. I was listening to my iPid in the graveyard and he followed me home." "Why'd you bring him here?" "I dunno. I figured it's been a long time since he had a nice meal, so I thought I'd treat him to some fried cheese sticks." "Fried cheese sticks? Those things'll give you a coronary." "He's not too concerned about coronaries."
When I first read this I thought it said coronavirus lol