Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 16, 2007
Transcript:
"Hullooo, zeeba neighba... Leesten... Me tink you was very lucky to escape us crocs dis week. We almost eat you alive." "You know something? I don't think you could have actually eaten me. I don't think your conscience would've let you." "Conschuss?... What is dis conshuss?" "Me, my son. I am your conscience. And the killing and eating of others is wrong! You need to think about your actions!" TOSS CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP "Me always tink better after leetle snack."
Why couldn’t the crocs reach over and grab them?