Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 16, 2007

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"Hullooo, zeeba neighba... Leesten... Me tink you was very lucky to escape us crocs dis week. We almost eat you alive." "You know something? I don't think you could have actually eaten me. I don't think your conscience would've let you." "Conschuss?... What is dis conshuss?" "Me, my son. I am your conscience. And the killing and eating of others is wrong! You need to think about your actions!" TOSS CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP "Me always tink better after leetle snack."