Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 18, 2007
Transcript:
GOAT FLIES HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWELVE YEARS "I'm so nervous... I have so many questions... like what if my family's changed?..." "...Or what if I've changed? ..Or what if I have nothing to say to them?..." "...Or what if I suffocate between two fat guys in coach?" "Move the snout, pal. You're crowding my elbow."
Why are the people sitting next to you always so FAT?