Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 05, 2007
October 04, 2007
October 06, 2007
Transcript:
"Hi. Welcome to 'Dullard' Computer's Tech Support Voice-Recognition System. Please state the problem you're having." "My computer won't boot up." "I'm sorry. I didn't get that. Please say your problem again." "My... computer... won't... boot..." "Great. So your pooter won't toot. Let's see how we can help." "You little @*###*@..."
actually i work for a customer support line generally if you simply say “representitive” (sometimes you have to say it twice) but you get there much quicker