Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 18, 2007
Transcript:
"Beg your pardon, Goat. But this was to be my autumn of reading Faulkner, a goal impeded by the infernal racket that is Steve." SQUEAK SQUEAK "What can I do?" "I'm pleased you asked, because I believe I have a compromise that will be acceptable to all." "Great. What is it?" "Ship Steve to the Iditarod." "So close."
Where is that place, Russia?