Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 10, 2007

Transcript:

Dear Pigita, You are a good girlfrend. I wish I was a good boyfrend. it's just that I get nervous around you. I always think I'll screw up. "You stupid pig... chicks don't like that... chicks like guys who are confident." I always KNOW I'll screw up."