Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 17, 2007
Transcript:
NO TRESPASSING GUARD DOG ON DUTY "Hi, fellas. Hey, listen, if you don't mind, I'd really, really appreciate it if you could just move a teensy bit over that way." "Not today, Timmy... I don't feel like it." "Oh, okay... no problemo. Hey, you have yourself a super splendiforous day!!" "...Timmy the Guard Dog leaves something to be desired."
The thing is, there is NO trespassing guard dog on duty. Just a normal one