Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 03, 2007
Transcript:
"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom, Rat?" "I'm getting dressed for my big date with the girl from the Christmas tree lot." "She agreed to go out with you?" "Yes. But it took work, and I don't want to blow it... so I'm getting all dressed up and taking her somewhere fancy." "Are you wearing your good shoes?" "I can't find the stupid things... all I can find are my work shoes." "Work shoes? From when you...." "...Dressed as a clown for the party supply store?" "Laugh and I stomp your head."
Those shoes are as big as his head!