Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 07, 2008

Transcript:

"Behold! My latest creation... the smart card!" "What is it?" "When a dumb guy disagrees with you, you pull out the smart card. It means 'I'm smart. You're not. Please be quiet now.'" "Oh, gee... that's just silly. I mean - " "Shhhhhhhhhhhh...."