Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 09, 2008
Transcript:
"Is Rat still going around pretending he's Bono?" "Yeah, but now he's gonna change his name to 'Beano.'" "I thought he hated that name." "He did, but now he's thinking that with a name like 'Beano,' there might be some commercial opportunities." "I want to ruuuun / I want to hiiiide / I want to break down the gas I'm holding inside..."
Why not start wearing a top hat and calling yourself “Slush”?