Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 11, 2008

Transcript:

Rat, the friendly concierge "Yeah, listen, pal... the wife and I want a dinner recommendation and we're in a hurry, so make it quick... we don't care what kind of food." "Great.. well, if you don't care, how 'bout a big bag of 'Alpo'?..." "So you do care."