Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 13, 2008
April 12, 2008
April 14, 2008
Transcript:
"Hullo, zeeba neighba. Dis is Larry. He is sad orphan baby. Mebbe you geev heem home as part of our Adopp-A-Croc program." "That is not even close to a baby. You're just trying to get a croc into my house." "Oh, zeeba... No say tings like dat. You is hurt Larry feeing." "BOO HOOOOO" "Shhhhh, Larry... he no mean it. He know you a baby. Here, show heem, Larry... Dreenk from you bottle..." "BOOO HOOOO" GLUG GLUG UUUUURRP "Dat not right bottle, Larry." "But dis one take me to happy place, Bob."
I would believe him because of course all babys drink beer!