Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 18, 2008
May 17, 2008
May 19, 2008
Transcript:
Dear Werld Wyldlife Funnd, We hear you does gud stuff sayving aneemals like zeebas. Gud for you. But me and Bob have better plan. KEEL DEM We not care how. Sticks. Stones. Brakedere bones. Just keel dem all and ship to us. Mebbe you ask why. Me tell you. Becuss zeebas is like unnecesary horses. You no can ride dem and dey dress funny. "You know, Larry... Some people say you no can keel zeebas like dat becuss you disrupt vital link in food chain." "Hmm. Gud point, Bob. How 'bout you breeng me stamp while me correct letter?" "You got it." P.S. Peese keel Bob too."
Dem wyld and krazy kroks.