Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 23, 2008
Transcript:
"What are you doing, Pig?" "I am no longer Pig. I am Doobie Kajobbie, super space traveler. I changed my identity after finding this space helmet in the mall. I can't believe everyone hasn't bought one." "That's a bicycle helmet... it's for people who ride bicycles." "That's gonna limit my options."
Spiff is a better name for a spaceman