Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 13, 2008
Transcript:
"The Zebra/Croc mediation" Man: The first step in mediation is the communication of feelings in an open, non-judgmental environment...Mr. Zebra, why don't you go first...start with, "I feel..." Zebra: Well, I feel scared..I'm afraid of dying. And I feel vulnerable...sometimes it's just all too much. Crocodile: Ooooooooohh...Weepy weepy leetle girl... Man: That's a little judgmental.
zebra would be a good smoking commercial actor