Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 17, 2008
June 16, 2008
June 18, 2008
Transcript:
"Dear Diary, I am fat. I am going to join a gym. I will go there every day. I will lose 50 pounds." Rat: You dumb pig. If you want to lose weight, you gotta start small. Set realistic goals. "I will drive by the gym on my way to McDonald's."
I am now depressed about myself. Luckily I can touch my toes I’ve only been to McDonald’s about five times, so I’m not that fat. Lol! I’m actually not fat at all, though I’m not exactly superman….