Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 26, 2008
Transcript:
Rat: I've decided that from now on, I will only make friends with twins. Pig: Why is that? Rat: Because a friend is a big investment of time and effort and I'd hate for that to go to waste. Pig: What's that have to do with twins? Rat: If one dies, there's a spare.
That’s fair.