Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 13, 2008

Transcript:

"My goal in life is to leave every place I visit a little better than when I arrived." "I think you do that." "You do??" "Yeah. Every time you leave a room, I say to myself 'hey, the room's a little better.'" "Ohh, thank you!! Thank you!!" "The best insults are teh ones that look like compliments."