Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 18, 2008
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Transcript:
"What are you doing, Rat?" "I am Ernest Hemingrat. I am going to be a great writer by chronicling the every day happenings around my. I shall leave out nothing." "But won't it be hard to have every embarrassing detail of your life known to everyone?" "Yes, which is why I've decided to only chronicle you." "Me? But how will I be depicted?" "poorly" he told the fat, stupid pig."
The Old Rat and the Pig : By Ernest Hemmingrat