Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 18, 2008

Transcript:

Pig: Rat got promoted by 'Joe's Roastery'. They saw he had some experience as an attorney and asked him to be their corporate counsel. Zebra: Corporate counsel?...He was arrogant as a minimum wage coffee server...what's he gonna be like as a corporate attorney in a boardroom? Man: I think we'd value your opinion a lot more if you'd stop opening your remarks with, 'People, people, shut your pieholes.'