Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 03, 2008
Transcript:
Rat says, "Pig's guard duck has been practicing civil disobedience to try and stop our neighbor Bob from always parking in front of our house." Goat says, "Civil disobedience? What kind of civil disobedience?" Rat says, "He blocks neighbor Bob's driveway by lying down in the middle of it." Goat says, "And how's that going?" guard duck says, "That's the third time he's backed over me, sir." Pig says, "Patience, l'il buddy."
Poor GD Wait, mother told me to never be sorry for those who can handle their own problems, but in this case I feel sorry.