Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 09, 2008
Transcript:
Pig says, "Rat said you were worried about nuclear bombs." Zebra says, "Not anymore, Pig. I did some research and now realize that some group having the bomb is irrelevant if they don't have a delivery system." What's that mean?" Zebra says, "They have to have a way to fire it at you...It's not like they can just deliver it to your front door." Zebra crocodile says, "Reeng doorbell." crocodile says, "You reeng doorbell."
Why are they using a nuclear missile? They’ll all die, and they won’t be able to eat Zebra. (Yes, I know I’m overthinking this.)