Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 28, 2008

Transcript:

Pig says, "Hey guard duck, whatcha doin'?" Guard duck says, "Giving up on Maura, sir." Pig says, "But you love her." Guard duck says, "Not anymore, sir?I've waited years for her to return from her winter migration. And there's been no trace of her." Pig says, "So what are you doing?" Guard duck says, "Giving you her pictures. I want you to burn them. I am no longer looking for Maura. I am no longer looking for love. I am no longer looking for anything." Guard duck says, "Life is funny, sir."