Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 12, 2009
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Transcript:
Pig says, "What are you doing, rat?" Rat says, "I am carrying around a window. I call it 'step one' of my grand plan to isolate myself from a world I do not like." Pig says, "But how can you do that? The world is filled with so many interesting people...People who'd like to meet you..People who'd like to talk to you..." Rat says, "I call this 'step two'"
I know people are dying, but I kind of love how the pandemic has given me a convenient excuse to hide most of my face. In fact, by doing so I am avoiding being a risk to public health, so not only can I not be judged for it, I get to judge people for not doing it.