Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 05, 2009

Transcript:

Pig reads, "Dearest Pig, I sit alone in a clean well-lighted caf?. It is closing time. And I am drinking brandy through tears." Pig reads, "Maura has left me." Pig reads, "she told me this afternoon. In this caf?. And it was not for a guy. It was for a job. A spokesperson job for a corporation whose name I will not soon forget." Maura says, "Aflac!"