Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 31, 2009
March 30, 2009
April 01, 2009
Transcript:
Goat says, "What are you doing, Rat?" Rat says, "I am Grand Poobah of the 'Benevolent Society of Angry Misanthropes.'" Goat says, "'Benevolent' means 'Giving.''Misanthropic' means you hate other people. What's 'Giving' about a society that goes around hating other people?" Rat says, "Does 'Giving' whacks to the head with my 'Grand Poobak Idiot Sceptre' count?" Goat says, "No." Rat says, "Nuts. It's so darn satisfying."
Actually, it does, but only if it’s your head, Rat.