Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 15, 2009

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Story Update And so to defeat the vile Zebra, our lone hero, Paper Jam Boy, forges a new alliance with a dark stranger, the Waterfowler. ?In whom he places his complete trust. Crocodile says, "And so when we ees get een zeeba house, me will clear all paper jam from zeeba copier, like this, while you is -" ...And from whom he learns a valuable lesson... Wham Wham ...Never trust a duck. Guard duck says, "Oh, I'm sorry. It says, 'Add toner,' not 'Kill loner.'"