Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 22, 2009
Transcript:
Rat says, "What are you doing, Pig?" Pig says, "I've become a certified hug specialist. With this gear, we determine the amount of hugs in your hug tank. If it's low, we fill you up, as a low count can produce unhappiness." Rat says, "Touch me and I push you down a flight of stairs." Pig says, "Abort."
Well I have chosen MY career.