Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 29, 2009
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Transcript:
Larry says, "Hey, son, want play Wii?" Billy says, "I can't. I have to go to a classmate's house to dissect a frog for my science class?It'll probably take all afternoon." Larry says, "Whuh 'dissect' mean?" Billy says, "You cut it up. And it's a pretty involved process, so there's not much I can speed things up." Billy says, "Scientists work a little slower than that, dad." Larry says, "Dey must no have Wii."
I dissected a baby pig once. I also dissected a shark and a worm and a cray fish and a frog and a sheep brain and a sea lamprey and a cow eyeball. The cow eyeball was fun. There was this awesome jelly stuff.