Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 19, 2009
Transcript:
Rat says, "My ethical conduct has begun to sink below even my standards. I think it's time for me to change." Goat says, "I'm surprised to hear you say that, Rat. What are you going to do?" Rat says, "Lower my ethical standards." Goat says, "Some people might change their conduct." Rat says, "Why take the hard road?"
Rahbut fhast says so. You ees not leesten! You ees need leesten!