Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 08, 2009
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Billy says, "Hey, Dad, Mom needs us to go grocery shopping." Larry says, "No gonna happen, son. Dad staple face to wall." Beer Beer Billy says, "Why'd you do that?" Larry says, "Bob say no can be done. He say only eediot tink staple can hold head to wall." Beer Beer BIlly says, "I don't think I'll share this with Mom." Larry says, "Who eediot now, Bob?" Crocodile says, "No be bragger, Larry." Beer Beer
Why do crocs sometimes wear eskimo hats?