Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 21, 2009

Transcript:

Hands across the comics page' Stephen says, "Guys, I don't think this charity drive is gonna riase money for struggling newspapers unless we involve other comic strips." Rat says, "We did we invited 'Mary Worth.'" Stephan says, "Where is she?" Rat says, "I shoved her in the closet." Stephan says, "What?! Why?!" Rat says, "I didn't think I needed a reason." Woman says, "I'd react, but I need to slow down the storyline."