Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 07, 2009
Transcript:
Pig says, "Hi. How much for a cup of coffee?" Woman says, "Three dollars." Pig says, "Three dollars? Is that just for one cup or do you serve it bottomless?" Woman says, "Bottomless." Man says, "Coffee?" Pig says, "Maybe I'll skip the coffee." Man says, "Fine. I'll take off the shirt, too. Happy, pal?"
if that happened to me 1st i would throw up 2nd i would run