Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2009
Transcript:
Pig says, "Hi, officer?thanks for coming?Listen, it looks like someone has broken into our house and smashed all our stuff with a sledgehammer or something." Officer says, "Any idea who?" Man says, "I did it, officer. I confess." Officer says, "Who are you?" Man says, "I'm a professor." Officer says ,"Well, you're under arrest." Man says, "I have tenure." Officer says, "Nothing we can do, boys." Rat says, "Curse you tenured professor guy!!" Man says, "In...your...face! In...your...face!!"
WHAT TE HECK IS TENURE