Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 21, 2009
Transcript:
Pig says, "What do you got there, Rat?" Rat says, "'Momsicles.' The new frozen treat invented by me." Pig says, "Aren't they just 'Popsicles'?" Rat says, "No, Because after you finish a 'momsicle,' there's a special message from your mom printed on every stick...here, look..." Pig says, "'You're a profound disappointment.'" Pig says, "I like 'Popsicles' better." Rat says, "Maybe I should call them 'Guiltsicles.'"
ah, 2009 pearls are the best