Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 26, 2009
Transcript:
Pig says, "Listen, Blackbeard, I need to pick up my suit even though you haven't cleaned it yet. It was really expensive, and no offensive, but I'd hate for anything to happen to it." Pirate says, "Arrrr" Pig says, "You have my suit but you're not gonna tell me where it is? Then how am I supposed to find it?" Pirate says, "Arrrr" Ye Map Pig says, "Long story."
Wubba wubba. Koosh koosh.