Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 04, 2009
Transcript:
Pig says, "Whoa. Do you think we could fast-forward through this part of our D.V.D.?" Rat says, "What are you talking about? It's just the F.B.I.'s anti-piracy warning." Rat says, "Please don't invite your pirate friend to our house." Pig says, "Here. Have a tissue."
“You wouldn’t steal a merchant ship…”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU