Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 18, 2009

Transcript:

Rat says, "What are you doing, Pig?" Pig says, "Exercising." Rat says, "You're not moving." Pig says, "That's what I thought, but it turns out the world is rotating to the east, and I haven't slid back toward the coffee table, so I must be moving." Rat says, "I think I know why you're not losing weight." Pig says, "Hang on. I've earned another donut break."