Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 02, 2009
Transcript:
Goat says, "What are you doing, Pig?" Pig says, "I'm standing behind the uncool fence." Uncool Goat says, "The uncool fence?? What the?...Why??" Pig says, "Because the cool people don't want me behind their fence." Goat says, "Who told you that?" Uncool Rat says, "Greetings, nerd." Cool Uncool
Cool stands for ConstipatedOutdatedOverratedLoser.