Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 19, 2009
Transcript:
Pigita says, "Pig, do you think I could be your soulmate?" Pig says, "Oh, no, Pigita. If anything it would be a guy." Pigita says, "A guy?? Why a guy?!" Pig says, "Because they don't allow women prison." Pigita says, "Soulmate, not cellmate." Pig says, "Does that still involve prison?"
Why does Pigita care about being Pig’s soul mate when evidence suggests that she hates him?