Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 30, 2009
Transcript:
Pastis says, "Hey, guys, listen, I just returned from a licensing show in New York and I learned that the vast majority of licensed cartoon properties are bland, big-eyed and smiling." Rat says, "So?" Pastis says, "So to make a few extra bucks, I'm gonna introduce a new, smiling character into the strip...His name is Bippy and I'd appreciate if you could make him feel at home...Any questions? Rat says, Yeah. Will Bippy keep smiling if I kick him in the oompaloompas?" Pastis says, "Nobody's kicking anybody in the oompaloompas." Rat says, "Hey, Bippy, smile if you want to be kicked in the oompaloompas."
[Cringes … ]
Poor Bippy. Hope he led a happy life before this potential oompa-loompa moment.
Made me laugh, though. Sorry, Bippy.