Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 08, 2009
Transcript:
Ducks says, "Alright, Mr. Snuffles, if I'm gonna be a big-time Hollywood agent and you're gonna be a manager, we first have to fuigure out the difference." Duck says, "Aha?here it is?'while both take ten percent, managers will spend their free moments ripping on the ineptitude of agents, while agents will choose instead to rip on the ineptitude of managers.' " Ducks says, "Got it, poopybrain?"
Thats the best guard duck could come up with?