Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 29, 2009

Transcript:

Rat says, "What are you doing, Guard Duck?" Duck says, "Writing an angry letter to 'McDonalds'?.If we're gonna eliminiate the cow menace, we're gonna need them to make a lot more hamburgers. Right now, they're barely scratching the surface of cow-dom." Rat says, "You psychotic duck. YOu really think anyone at a corporation as big as 'McDonalds' is gonna care about one angry letter?"