Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 14, 2010
January 13, 2010
January 15, 2010
Transcript:
Goat says, "Hey, Rat, what are you doing?" Rat says, "I got a job as a census taker. So I need you to answer some questions. First off, how are you registered politically? Republican? Democrat? Green party?" Goat says, "None of those?. I've concluded that the solution to our problems lies not in parties nor in leaders, but in the human heart." Rat says, "I'm afraid 'weirdo' isn't an option."
Independent, moderate voter. ::Shrieks as partisan extremists pummel him into goo::