Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 17, 2010
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January 18, 2010
Transcript:
Rat says, "You want a piece of this?" Rat says, "Yeah, well I will take you down, @*#@*." Rat says, "You hear me, chump?! Take you down!" Rat says, "Because you ain't got game. You ain't got @*#*!" Rat says, "I will wreck you, @*#@*!" Pig says, "You might be a tad too competitive..." Pig says, "...for 'Chutes and Ladders.'" Rat says, "Yeah? Well, down the chute you go, @*#@*!!" Pig says, "You should have seen what he did during 'Candy Land.'"
Let him play Monopoly and soon he will have stolen all the money from the bank.