Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 16, 2010
Transcript:
Junior says, "What's with the tambourine, dad?' Larry says, "Me writing song for you muhder. Geet me out of doghouse me een seence Valentine Day feassco. Song tell her how unique she ees." Junior says, "Oh, wow, dad? women love that? what's it called?" Larry says, "'Woomun, you not normal.'" Larry says, "Maybe we could rephrase that." Larry says, "Hmm. How 'bout, 'Woomun, peese seek profesunal help.'"
I thiught it said: im writing a song about your murder